In the event you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by introducing a dilemma of two equally dreadful-appearing (or sometimes equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the entire world understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they decide the things that they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to develop a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the greatest of two dreadful scenarios.

The attractiveness of wyr questions game is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little originality. But it is only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.

For a little inspiration, below are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit,, plus our sick, sick imaginations.


The greatest “Would You Rather” questions

Would you rather obtain pounds or be prohibited from the world wide web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable child picture of you be the subject of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather accidentally “enjoy” a two-year-old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your private email hacked?

Would you rather lose the capability to vote in elections or the ability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the ability to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the ability to see actual ghosts?

Would you rather lose all of the photos you’ve taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the books you own?

Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or retain your smartphone and the same wages?

Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the rest of your own life or only LaCroix for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?

Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your skill to give a high five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the capability to utilize a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather have the ability to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only be able to catch one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have infinite storage space in your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?

Would you rather give the rest of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every picture on your mobile play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each single time you fart or treat any wound by shouting at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s web history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?

Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?

Would you rather consistently use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or confront your biggest fear?

Would you rather never have to improve your personal computer or never have to improve your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, gear, and lifestyle or ending crime round the world for good but be poor and undetected?